Half Remembered Dream

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Pam: Um hey. I need to give you your Christmas gift now, because um… well I’ll just tell you.

Jim: What?

Pam: For the past few months I’ve been sending Dwight letters from the CIA.

Jim: Are you serious

Pam: They’re considering him for a top secret mission. There’s his application and this is were I made him list every secret he promised he’d never tell.

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Pam Beasley: When you’re a kid you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are going to be right about that.

Pam Beesley: Hey! I want to say something. I’ve been trying to be more honest lately, and I just need to say a few things. I did the coal walk. Just… I did it. Michael, you couldn’t even do that. Maybe I should be your boss. Wow, I feel really good right now… Why didn’t any of you come to my art show? I invited all of you… that really sucked. It’s like sometimes some of you act like I don’t even exist. Jim, I called off my wedding because of you. And now we’re not even friends. And things are just, like, weird between us… and that sucks. And I miss you. You were my best friend before you went to Stamford. I really miss you. I shouldn’t have been with Roy… and there were a lot of reasons to call off my wedding. But the truth is, I didn’t care about any of those reasons until I met you. And now you’re with someone else, and that’s… fine.
Michael Scott: Pam, that was amazing, but I’m still looking for someone with a sales background.

Adorable. I love them<3

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Poor Toby.

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Jim Halpert: [Jim sits at his desk, dressed like Dwight] Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight Schrute: That’s a ridiculous question.
Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.
Dwight Schrute: Well, that’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought…
Jim Halpert: Bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight Schrute: Bears do not… what is going on? What are you doing?
Jim Halpert: [Talking head] Last week I was in a drugstore, and I saw these glasses for $4.00. And it only cost me $7.00 to recreate the rest of the ensemble. And that is a grand total of $11.00.
Dwight Schrute: [Back at their desks] You know what? Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I thank you.
[Jim takes a bobblehead doll out of his suitcase and sets it on his desk]
Dwight Schrute: Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!
Jim Halpert: MICHAEL!
Dwight Schrute: Oh, that’s funny. MICHAEL!

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[Dwight comes in dressed as Jim as revenge]
Dwight Schrute: Pam.
[drums on her desk]
Pam Beesly: [amused] Hey, Dwight. You look really nice today.
Dwight Schrute: Pssh. I look like an idiot.
[goes over to his desk]
Dwight Schrute: Hey, Karen.
[flattens his hair to make it more Jim-like]
Karen Filippelli: Hey, Dwight. Lookin’ sharp.
Dwight Schrute: Yeah, that’s ‘cause I’m your boyfriend, Jim Halpert.
[Karen smiles]
Dwight Schrute: Hey, Karen, wanna get together later and have sexual intercourse, ‘cause you’re my girlfriend?
Jim Halpert: [looks at Karen] Do you?
Karen Filippelli: No. I’m good, thanks.
Jim Halpert: OK.
[Dwight makes some Jim-faces at the camera; Jim is impressed]
Jim Halpert: Look at that.
Dwight Schrute: I’m Jim Halpert.
Jim Halpert: Spot on.
Dwight Schrute: [makes some more faces and mumbles] Meh, little comment.

Love this show<3333

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lmfaoooo<3

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and they’d come down and they’d suck the soul out of your body, and it HURT!

hahahahaha Michael Scott<3

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Pam: Jim’s just really passionate about Italian food.
Jim: Yep. I’m very passionate about Italian food. In fact, um, I’m in love with Italian food.

Lmao. You tell ‘em, Dwight.