“A study shows women think about sex ten times a day, but I don’t buy it. My shows only on four times a day.”
- Stephen Colbert
(Source: -mischiefmanaged)
COMEDIC DREAM TEAM. So fucking funny together<333
cold-desert:uselesswithoutyou:fortheloveofnate:youwanker:cutecottontail:kaittmonster:badasschris:(via whatisfuckyou)
LMFAO LOVE THIS MOVIE. I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship.
Tits or GTFO: Harry Potter Style!
LMFAO OH MY GODDDD. hahahahha
(via evilcomma)
“There’s a whole army of women out there who just don’t have the time, the energy nor the DNA to be fabulous 24 hours a day. And that’s where I dwell. I talk for all those single women out there who just aren’t interested anymore in dolling themselves up for four hours in the hope of meeting Mr. All Right as the lights go up at 4 o’clock in the morning in some ridiculously expensive nightclub. I have better things to do. Like sit on the couch in my pajamas, watching bad TV and eating those big, cheesy snacks.”
- Tina Fey
She’s the best.
o: a shocking turn of events.
SON?!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
OH MY WIZARD GOD I CAN’T EVEN.
omg what i cant
LMFAOOOO. this.
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Jim Halpert: [Jim sits at his desk, dressed like Dwight] Question. What kind of bear is best?Dwight Schrute: That’s a ridiculous question.Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.Dwight Schrute: Well, that’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought…Jim Halpert: Bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.Dwight Schrute: Bears do not… what is going on? What are you doing?Jim Halpert: [Talking head] Last week I was in a drugstore, and I saw these glasses for $4.00. And it only cost me $7.00 to recreate the rest of the ensemble. And that is a grand total of $11.00.Dwight Schrute: [Back at their desks] You know what? Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I thank you.[Jim takes a bobblehead doll out of his suitcase and sets it on his desk]Dwight Schrute: Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!Jim Halpert: MICHAEL!Dwight Schrute: Oh, that’s funny. MICHAEL! ————————————————————————————[Dwight comes in dressed as Jim as revenge]Dwight Schrute: Pam.[drums on her desk]Pam Beesly: [amused] Hey, Dwight. You look really nice today.Dwight Schrute: Pssh. I look like an idiot.[goes over to his desk]Dwight Schrute: Hey, Karen.[flattens his hair to make it more Jim-like]Karen Filippelli: Hey, Dwight. Lookin’ sharp.Dwight Schrute: Yeah, that’s ‘cause I’m your boyfriend, Jim Halpert.[Karen smiles]Dwight Schrute: Hey, Karen, wanna get together later and have sexual intercourse, ‘cause you’re my girlfriend?Jim Halpert: [looks at Karen] Do you?Karen Filippelli: No. I’m good, thanks.Jim Halpert: OK.[Dwight makes some Jim-faces at the camera; Jim is impressed]Jim Halpert: Look at that.Dwight Schrute: I’m Jim Halpert.Jim Halpert: Spot on.Dwight Schrute: [makes some more faces and mumbles] Meh, little comment.
LMFAOOOOOOOO. Love this episode.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3xk4uDRIQ1qc668ho1_500.png)
Jim Halpert: [Jim sits at his desk, dressed like Dwight] Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight Schrute: That’s a ridiculous question.
Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.
Dwight Schrute: Well, that’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought…
Jim Halpert: Bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight Schrute: Bears do not… what is going on? What are you doing?
Jim Halpert: [Talking head] Last week I was in a drugstore, and I saw these glasses for $4.00. And it only cost me $7.00 to recreate the rest of the ensemble. And that is a grand total of $11.00.
Dwight Schrute: [Back at their desks] You know what? Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I thank you.
[Jim takes a bobblehead doll out of his suitcase and sets it on his desk]
Dwight Schrute: Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!
Jim Halpert: MICHAEL!
Dwight Schrute: Oh, that’s funny. MICHAEL!
————————————————————————————
[Dwight comes in dressed as Jim as revenge]
Dwight Schrute: Pam.
[drums on her desk]
Pam Beesly: [amused] Hey, Dwight. You look really nice today.
Dwight Schrute: Pssh. I look like an idiot.
[goes over to his desk]
Dwight Schrute: Hey, Karen.
[flattens his hair to make it more Jim-like]
Karen Filippelli: Hey, Dwight. Lookin’ sharp.
Dwight Schrute: Yeah, that’s ‘cause I’m your boyfriend, Jim Halpert.
[Karen smiles]
Dwight Schrute: Hey, Karen, wanna get together later and have sexual intercourse, ‘cause you’re my girlfriend?
Jim Halpert: [looks at Karen] Do you?
Karen Filippelli: No. I’m good, thanks.
Jim Halpert: OK.
[Dwight makes some Jim-faces at the camera; Jim is impressed]
Jim Halpert: Look at that.
Dwight Schrute: I’m Jim Halpert.
Jim Halpert: Spot on.
Dwight Schrute: [makes some more faces and mumbles] Meh, little comment.
LMFAOOOOOOOO. Love this episode.
