Half Remembered Dream

I'm Mary. I'm a sopohmore in college. This is basically where I post everything and anything that makes me happy such as: favorite movies and tv shows, pretty pictures, quotes, animals and a ton of random stuff.
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It’s just a flesh wound!

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“A study shows women think about sex ten times a day, but I don’t buy it. My shows only on four times a day.”  - Stephen Colbert

“A study shows women think about sex ten times a day, but I don’t buy it. My shows only on four times a day.”

 - Stephen Colbert

There was a period when we were the only boys and girls any of us knew. And so, you know, we were all unbelievably horny from about the third film to probably about the end of the fifth; then it all settled down. But, God, for a few years …
Daniel Radcliffe (via weasley-wizard-wheezes)

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Those are my principles. If you don’t like them, I have others.
Groucho Marx 

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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
Groucho Marx (via marxbrothers)


COMEDIC DREAM TEAM. So fucking funny together<333

COMEDIC DREAM TEAM. So fucking funny together<333

technicolormyworld: cold-desert:uselesswithoutyou:fortheloveofnate:youwanker:cutecottontail:kaittmonster:badasschris:(via whatisfuckyou) LMFAO LOVE THIS MOVIE. I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship.

technicolormyworld:

cold-desert:uselesswithoutyou:fortheloveofnate:youwanker:cutecottontail:kaittmonster:badasschris:(via whatisfuckyou)

LMFAO LOVE THIS MOVIE. I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship.

tumbledore-: Tits or GTFO: Harry Potter Style! LMFAO OH MY GODDDD. hahahahha

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Tits or GTFO: Harry Potter Style!

LMFAO OH MY GODDDD. hahahahha

(via evilcomma) “There’s a whole army of women out there who just don’t have the time, the energy nor the DNA to be fabulous 24 hours a day. And that’s where I dwell. I talk for all those single women out there who just aren’t interested anymore in dolling themselves up for four hours in the hope of meeting Mr. All Right as the lights go up at 4 o’clock in the morning in some ridiculously expensive nightclub. I have better things to do. Like sit on the couch in my pajamas, watching bad TV and eating those big, cheesy snacks.” - Tina Fey She&#8217;s the best.

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“There’s a whole army of women out there who just don’t have the time, the energy nor the DNA to be fabulous 24 hours a day. And that’s where I dwell. I talk for all those single women out there who just aren’t interested anymore in dolling themselves up for four hours in the hope of meeting Mr. All Right as the lights go up at 4 o’clock in the morning in some ridiculously expensive nightclub. I have better things to do. Like sit on the couch in my pajamas, watching bad TV and eating those big, cheesy snacks.”

- Tina Fey

She’s the best.

LMAO friends&lt;3

LMAO friends<3

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