Jim Halpert: [Jim sits at his desk, dressed like Dwight] Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight Schrute: That’s a ridiculous question.
Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.
Dwight Schrute: Well, that’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought…
Jim Halpert: Bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight Schrute: Bears do not… what is going on? What are you doing?
Jim Halpert: [Talking head] Last week I was in a drugstore, and I saw these glasses for $4.00. And it only cost me $7.00 to recreate the rest of the ensemble. And that is a grand total of $11.00.
Dwight Schrute: [Back at their desks] You know what? Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I thank you.
[Jim takes a bobblehead doll out of his suitcase and sets it on his desk]
Dwight Schrute: Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!
Jim Halpert: MICHAEL!
Dwight Schrute: Oh, that’s funny. MICHAEL!
[Dwight comes in dressed as Jim as revenge]
Dwight Schrute: Pam.
[drums on her desk]
Pam Beesly: [amused] Hey, Dwight. You look really nice today.
Dwight Schrute: Pssh. I look like an idiot.
[goes over to his desk]
Dwight Schrute: Hey, Karen.
[flattens his hair to make it more Jim-like]
Karen Filippelli: Hey, Dwight. Lookin’ sharp.
Dwight Schrute: Yeah, that’s ‘cause I’m your boyfriend, Jim Halpert.
Dwight Schrute: Hey, Karen, wanna get together later and have sexual intercourse, ‘cause you’re my girlfriend?
Jim Halpert: [looks at Karen] Do you?
Karen Filippelli: No. I’m good, thanks.
Jim Halpert: OK.
[Dwight makes some Jim-faces at the camera; Jim is impressed]
Jim Halpert: Look at that.
Dwight Schrute: I’m Jim Halpert.
Jim Halpert: Spot on.
Dwight Schrute: [makes some more faces and mumbles] Meh, little comment.
LMFAOOOOOOOO. Love this episode.
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